The Simple Life...

Some people may say I'm high maintenance because I drink a lot of champagne, Although I do enjoy a nice glass Veuve, Moet or Krug every now and then,

I also take pride in the simple things in life.

Welcome to Glenorchy "The Gateway to Paradise"

Apparantly their version of "paradise" is a town with

ONE PUB

ONE CHURCH

ONE MAIN STREET

ONE LIBRARY Which is only open for

ONE HOUR

A WEEK

and ONE DOLLAR heat damaged Perky Nanas
(this is a candy bar they sell at the One convenient store on the ONE MAIN STREET next to the ONE PUB. not what your dirty little minds are thinking)


We had some fun on the docks...

And also experienced hurricane force winds...
Great Surfing conditions, only this is not the ocean
its the lake.

When we decided to drive out to see the Routeburn Hiking Track, we discovered some more of the simple life here in Glenorchy.


Here's proof of the pure enjoyement I get out of the simple things in life that
MAKE
ME
LAUGH...
A LOT!!!!!!!



Wait. Theres more...


For some reason, the first video cut off the part where I got out and chased the cow, still working on that one.

Apparently cows know how that they should be running in the left lane as well, and passing is on the right! (ie. Video #2)

We also spotted two cows shagging but werent quick enough to take a photo of that one, sorry guys.

I Love a good story, so here's my little soap opera of the 2 cows we met today I've made up for you...


Version 1.

Black man cow shags brown woman cow, brown cow is now pregnant, brown cow gets kicked out of the pen, black cow gets kicked out as well, brown cow and black cow live happily ever after outside their pen.


Version 2.

Black man cow meets brown woman cow, black cow has instant attraction to brown cow, black cow and brown cow wander out of the pen, black and brown cow eat hay together, black cow shags brown cow, black cow freaks out, brown cow Moo's, black cow avoids brown cow, brown cow Moo's louder, black cow second guesses, brown cow Moo's more, brown cow thinks black cow is a comedian, black cow is taking things way to seriously outside the pen, black and brown cow are now separated, but still outside the pen, black cow gets married, brown cow lives happily ever after.

Choose your own ending.


God, I loved this simple life day in New Zew Zealand!!!